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    <pubDate>Sat, 08 Jun 2019 20:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Torchpenis - Episode  43  - The Blood Line</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/36/c0/b9/torchpenis45967/1400x1400_7795322.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In which Jacquie puts forth impossible theories, and Boom fails to attempt any semblance of reasoning behind The Miracle. They also discuss the future of Torchpenis.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 17:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In which Jacquie puts forth impossible theories, and Boom fails to attempt any semblance of reasoning behind The Miracle. They also discuss the future of Torchpenis.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In which Jacquie puts forth impossible theories, and Boom fails to attempt any semblance of reaso...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Torchpenis - Episode 42 - The Gathering</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/36/c0/b9/torchpenis45967/1400x1400_7795322.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In which Boom and known Miracle Day fan Jacquie seriously dislike this episode. </description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 03 Mar 2013 07:16:49 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>2680</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>In which Boom and known Miracle Day fan Jacquie seriously dislike this episode. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In which Boom and known Miracle Day fan Jacquie seriously dislike this episode. </itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Torchpenis - Episode 41 - The End of the Road</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/36/c0/b9/torchpenis45967/1400x1400_7795322.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In which Boom and Jacquie try to figure out how a fixed point in space an time can lose immortality, discuss what a dick move it is to discuss dead boyfriends with ex-boyfriends, and Gwen's sad lack of pizza when she was crying.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2013 05:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In which Boom and Jacquie try to figure out how a fixed point in space an time can lose immortality, discuss what a dick move it is to discuss dead boyfriends with ex-boyfriends, and Gwen's sad lack of pizza when she was crying.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In which Boom and Jacquie try to figure out how a fixed point in space an time can lose immortali...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Torchpenis - Episode 40 - Immortal Sins</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/36/c0/b9/torchpenis45967/1400x1400_7795322.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In which Jacquie and Boom discuss how the Italian the American think they can pass with a British passport, Boom is only person in the world who hates this episode and Jacquie disagrees vehemently, and they wonder why Esther keeps watching Vera Jaurez die over and over again.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 18:44:15 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In which Jacquie and Boom discuss how the Italian the American think they can pass with a British passport, Boom is only person in the world who hates this episode and Jacquie disagrees vehemently, and they wonder why Esther keeps watching Vera Jaurez die over and over again.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In which Jacquie and Boom discuss how the Italian the American think they can pass with a British...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Torchpenis - Episode 39 - The Middle Men</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/36/c0/b9/torchpenis45967/1400x1400_7795322.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In which Boom and Jacquie discuss narrative choices, the inconsistency of &quot;death&quot; in Miracle Day, and why Gwen feels need to save her Dad when her mission is to bring death back to the world anyway... which if happens, will result in his death.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 06:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>2096</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In which Boom and Jacquie discuss narrative choices, the inconsistency of &quot;death&quot; in Miracle Day, and why Gwen feels need to save her Dad when her mission is to bring death back to the world anyway... which if happens, will result in his death.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In which Boom and Jacquie discuss narrative choices, the inconsistency of &quot;death&quot; in Miracle Day,...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Torchpenis - Episode 38 - The Categories of Life</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/36/c0/b9/torchpenis45967/1400x1400_7795322.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In which Boom and Jacquie discuss Gwen's lack of vlogging, whether or not it's possible to un-fist bump, and why Jaurez would reveal her plan to destroy the career of the person she plans to destroy.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2013 21:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Torchpenis Miracle Day</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>1891</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In which Boom and Jacquie discuss Gwen's lack of vlogging, whether or not it's possible to un-fist bump, and why Jaurez would reveal her plan to destroy the career of the person she plans to destroy.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In which Boom and Jacquie discuss Gwen's lack of vlogging, whether or not it's possible to un-fis...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Torchpenis - Episode 37 - Escape to LA.mp3</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/36/c0/b9/torchpenis45967/1400x1400_7795322.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In which Boom quibbles over the tense in the episode title, Jacquie questions Nicholas Frumpkin's super security system, and Jacquie and Boom both think Rex has poor leadership qualities.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 19:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Torchpenis Miracle Day</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>2627</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In which Boom quibbles over the tense in the episode title, Jacquie questions Nicholas Frumpkin's super security system, and Jacquie and Boom both think Rex has poor leadership qualities.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In which Boom quibbles over the tense in the episode title, Jacquie questions Nicholas Frumpkin's...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Torchpenis - Episode 36 - Dead of Night</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/36/c0/b9/torchpenis45967/1400x1400_7795322.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In which Boom and Jacquie rename the episode and discuss whether or not Friedkin is a sympathetic character, and which British/American terms Gwen and Esther should have already known. Ianto is mentioned. Also Boom hit her head on a car door. You should listen to our podcast out of sympathy.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 21:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Torchpenis Miracle Day</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>2401</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In which Boom and Jacquie rename the episode and discuss whether or not Friedkin is a sympathetic character, and which British/American terms Gwen and Esther should have already known. Ianto is mentioned. Also Boom hit her head on a car door. You should listen to our podcast out of sympathy.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In which Boom and Jacquie rename the episode and discuss whether or not Friedkin is a sympathetic...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Torchpenis - Episode 35 - Rendition</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/36/c0/b9/torchpenis45967/1400x1400_7795322.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In which Jacquie and Boom discuss this episode of MacGuyver... I mean Torchwood, how annoying it would be if everyone turned into cicadas, and that moment when Gwen realized she should have slept with Jack. (Also Boom obsesses about the coat she think Ianto gave Jack).</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 19:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Torchpenis Miracle Day</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In which Jacquie and Boom discuss this episode of MacGuyver... I mean Torchwood, how annoying it would be if everyone turned into cicadas, and that moment when Gwen realized she should have slept with Jack. (Also Boom obsesses about the coat she think Ianto gave Jack).</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In which Jacquie and Boom discuss this episode of MacGuyver... I mean Torchwood, how annoying it ...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Torchpenis - Episode 34 - The New World</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/36/c0/b9/torchpenis45967/1400x1400_7795322.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In which Jacquie and Boom start their Miracle Day discussion. Boom hasn't finished it, Jacquie throws spoilers at her anyways. Rex Matheson: asshole or awesome asshole?</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 19:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2013-12-11</dcterms:modified>
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      <dc:creator>Torchpenis Miracle Day</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>2533</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In which Jacquie and Boom start their Miracle Day discussion. Boom hasn't finished it, Jacquie throws spoilers at her anyways. Rex Matheson: asshole or awesome asshole?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In which Jacquie and Boom start their Miracle Day discussion. Boom hasn't finished it, Jacquie th...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Torchpenis - Episode 25 - From Out of the Rain</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/36/c0/b9/torchpenis45967/1400x1400_7795322.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In which Jacquie and Boom fail to make any sense of this episode.</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 01:45:05 +0000</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Torchpenis Miracle Day</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:duration>1963</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In which Jacquie and Boom fail to make any sense of this episode.</itunes:summary>
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